Your body hydrated. Your mind sharp.
Get your hands on the ultimate collection of fruit beverage drinks from Drink Hokum. Designed for modern lifestyles across the United States, our lineup delivers clean hydration, calm focus, and bold flavour without compromise.
If you are searching for premium non alcoholic drinks, Drink Hokum offers a new standard in functional refreshment.
The Line Up
Our collection of fruit beverage drinks includes a range of bold and refreshing options designed to suit every preference.
Our collection of fruit beverage drinks includes a range of bold and refreshing options designed to suit every preference.
What You Get
- Crisp citrus blends
- Tropical fruit combinations
- Berry-inspired refreshers
- Tart and tangy profiles
- Smooth and balanced finishes
Each flavor is crafted as a premium ready to drink beverages option that supports your daily routine.
Our collection of fruit beverage drinks includes a range of bold and refreshing options designed to suit every preference.
What You Get
- Crisp citrus blends
- Tropical fruit combinations
- Berry-inspired refreshers
- Tart and tangy profiles
- Smooth and balanced finishes
Each flavor is crafted as a premium ready to drink beverages option that supports your daily routine.
Hydration for the Mind.
Zero Sugar, Zero Jitters.
Naturally sweetened with real fruit juices and fortified with 40mg of L-Theanine to provide a calm, steady flow of energy without the caffeine crash or sugar spikes.
350mg Lion's Mane.
A high-potency dosage of organic mushroom extract designed to support deep mental clarity, sharpen your cognitive focus, and eliminate the fog of a long day.
432mg Electrolytes.
Maximum physical hydration powered by a precise blend of Magnesium Malate and Salt to keep your body fueled, recovered, and performing during high-output days.
We offer versatile non alcoholic drinks that fit into any lifestyle.
Ideal For
- Work and productivity sessions
- Gym workouts and recovery
- Social gatherings and events
- Daily hydration routines
Whether you need a non alcoholic mixed drink or a refreshing fruity summer drink, this collection adapts to your needs.
We offer versatile non alcoholic drinks that fit into any lifestyle.
Ideal For
- Work and productivity sessions
- Gym workouts and recovery
- Social gatherings and events
- Daily hydration routines
Whether you need a non alcoholic mixed drink or a refreshing fruity summer drink, this collection adapts to your needs.
Upgrade Your Everyday Drinks!
Switch to cleaner, smarter fruit beverage drinks. Drink Hokum delivers bold flavour, real hydration, and calm focus with premium non alcoholic beverages and sugar free energy drinks made for modern lifestyles.
Skip sugary options and outdated beverages. Choose Drink Hokum for zero sugar summer drinks, non alcoholic drink mixers, and truly unique drink flavors.
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Born in the Experimental Labs of Oliphant Brewing.
Expertly Crafted. Intentionally Weird.
Hokum wasn’t developed in a boardroom—it was forged in the experimental tanks of Oliphant Brewing.
Founders Matt and Trevor have spent a decade obsessing over "liquid alchemy" to create a professional-grade drink that tastes as vivid as it feels.
By merging brewmaster precision with high-dose nootropics, we’ve created the world’s first true "Body + Brain" beverage. No fillers, no "Hokum"—just pure, functional craft.
EXPERIENCE FUNCTIONAL CRAFTYou've Got Questions?
We Have Answers!
Who is behind Hokum?
Hokum was born in the experimental "lab" of Oliphant Brewing in Somerset, Wisconsin. Founders Matt and Trevor have spent a decade mastering liquid alchemy and professional brewing precision. We took that "Let Unreason Reign" spirit and applied it to functional science—creating a drink that is masterfully crafted, intentionally weird, and scientifically sound.
What does 350mg of Lion’s Mane actually do?
Most functional drinks use "trace amounts" of mushrooms just for the label. We use a 350mg dosage of Organic Lion’s Mane extract—a levels backed by nootropic research to support Nerve Growth Factor (NGF). This helps "defog" the brain, sharpen cognitive focus, and keep you in a flow state without the jitters of caffeine.
Why 432mg of Electrolytes?
Mental clarity is impossible if your body is dehydrated. We formulated Hokum with 432mg of total electrolytes, including Magnesium Malate. This specific form of Magnesium is highly absorbable and supports muscle function and ATP (energy) production. It’s professional-grade hydration designed to keep your physical body as sharp as your mind.
Is there really 0g of added sugar?
Yes. We don't use cane sugar, stevia, or erythritol. The vivid flavor and subtle sweetness come entirely from real fruit juice concentrates like Aronia Berry, Mango, and Raspberry. You get a premium, brewmaster-approved flavor profile with zero sugar spikes and zero "hokum."
Are these non alcoholic drinks suitable for daily consumption?
Yes, these non alcoholic drinks are designed for everyday use. As premium non alcoholic beverages drinks, they provide hydration and calm focus, making them ideal for work, workouts, or relaxing moments without caffeine or alcohol.
Are these drinks good for summer?
Yes, these beverages are perfect as a fruity summer drink. Their clean formulation and refreshing taste make them ideal zero sugar summer drinks for staying hydrated and energized during warm weather.
Are these ready to drink beverages convenient for travel?
Absolutely. These ready to drink beverages come in convenient packaging, making them easy to carry. They are perfect for on-the-go hydration, whether you are commuting, traveling, or heading to the gym.