THE HOKUM MIXER
Calm focus, real hydration, and a mood that holds — across every flavor we make, without a crash waiting at the end of any of them.
- Strawberry Lemon
- Passionfruit Orange Guava
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Blackberry Raspberry
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Mango Tangerine
🥭 350mg Lion's Mane / Concentration and Memory 🌿 40mg L-Theanine / Calm Focus and Reduced Stress 💧 432mg Total Electrolytes / Real Hydration 🌙 13mg Magnesium / Mood and Sleep Support
Built clean so your body actually feels the difference.
NO ADDED SUGARS. NO FOOD DYES. NO CAFFEINE. NO ALCOHOL. NO THC. YES DELICIOUS.
4-pack of 12oz beverages
Lab Specs
Brewmaster’s Tasting Notes
From the labs of Oliphant Brewing, each flavor is built with real fruit juice concentrates and the precision of a craft brew.
- Blackberry Raspberry (Shark-Flamingo): Bold, tart, and deeply berry-forward.
- Mango Tangerine (Multi-Llama): Bright, high-speed citrus with a crisp finish.
- Passionfruit Orange Guava (Bat-Cat): Tropical, vivid, and lush.
- Strawberry Lemon (Badger-Goose): Nostalgic, balanced, and refreshingly sharp.
The Focus Logic (350mg Lion's Mane)
We don't believe in "trace amounts." Every can contains a potent 350mg dose of Organic Lion’s Mane extract—a levels research-backed to support Nerve Growth Factor (NGF) and eliminate brain fog. We’ve paired this with 40mg of L-Theanine to ensure your focus is calm, steady, and entirely jitter-free.
The Recovery Logic (432mg Electrolytes)
Mental clarity is impossible if your body is dragging. We’ve fortified every drop with 432mg of total electrolytes, featuring Magnesium Malate for superior absorption. This is professional-grade hydration designed to keep your physical output in lockstep with your mental focus.
The "No Hokum" Promise
What’s NOT in the can is just as important as what is.
- 0g Added Sugar: Sweetened only by real fruit juice.
- 0 Caffeine: No spikes, no crashes, no jitters.
- 0% THC / 0% Alcohol: 100% Function.
Hokum wasn't born in a corporate boardroom; it was forged in the experimental tanks of Oliphant Brewing. Our founders, Matt and Trevor, have spent a decade mastering the "alchemy of liquid"—balancing complex flavors with the meticulous precision of professional brewmasters.
We took that same "Let Unreason Reign" spirit and applied it to functional science. By merging craft brewing expertise with high-dose nootropics, we’ve created a professional-grade drink that tastes as vivid as it feels. No fillers, no "Hokum"—just pure, dual-system performance.